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  I have $6000. I feel like relocating to a country where I can live in peace.
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. said:No internet, no nothing. Just a secluded little shelter that I will build with my own hands, catch my own food, and be left the fuck alone.

What are some good ones? Costa Rica? Brazil?



Lots of empty land in the U.S.
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opee said:I just can't stand urban society any more.



So you've got to leave the U.S.?

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$6k with no bills would buy you 6-8 months on the Appalachian trail, including gear.

No internet or news if you don't want it but close enough to walk back to civilization in a day or less. Also plenty of unwashed hippy chick pussy.

Just sayin'.
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subvet said:$6k with no bills would buy you 6-8 months on the Appalachian trail, including gear.

No internet or news if you don't want it but close enough to walk back to civilization in a day or less. Also plenty of unwashed hippy chick pussy.

Just sayin'.



Hiking the AT has been a lifelong goal of mine.
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opee said:I've already had to survive on a frozen shoreline once before. Its not good. Thats why I was thinking somewhere tropical.



Bro, I survived in Cleveland for two years eating pigeon, squirrels, chipmucks, groundhogs and once a weasel, starfish moles, all kids of shit you could find in vacant, weedy lots. I made dandilion wine from the dandilions in the park and there were actually all kinds of great herbs and roots growing up from every filthy sidewalk crack: Whore's salad, Scarlet pikeweed, Mexican weevil grass, Gran'ma-ma's pustules, liverdick, nightmare berries.
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. said:Bro, I survived in Cleveland for two years eating pigeon, squirrels, chipmucks, groundhogs and once a weasel, starfish moles, all kids of shit you could find in vacant, weedy lots. I made dandilion wine from the dandilions in the park and there were actually all kinds of great herbs and roots growing up from every filthy sidewalk crack: Whore's salad, Scarlet pikeweed, Mexican weevil grass, Gran'ma-ma's pustules, liverdick, nightmare berries.



Cleveland gets cold.
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. said:So you've got to leave the U.S.?




The money I've got wouldn't afford me waterfront property.

At least somewhere in South America I could squat somewhere and have the beautiful bounty of the ocean and the jungle to keep me company.
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. said:The money I've got wouldn't afford me waterfront property.

At least somewhere in South America I could squat somewhere and have the beautiful bounty of the ocean and the jungle to keep me company.



Yeah, its all fun and games until you wake up and your cock has about fifteen ringworms and hookworms that embedded themselves there just under the skin while you were sleeping. You can see them wrtithing slowly under the dickskin like angry new veins.
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a nice little cabin in Montana!
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. said:The money I've got wouldn't afford me waterfront property.

At least somewhere in South America I could squat somewhere and have the beautiful bounty of the ocean and the jungle to keep me company.



What about a desert island?
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Post regged das but you crazy fuck. I thought you were done testing yourself.
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opee said:I've already had to survive on a frozen shoreline once before. Its not good. Thats why I was thinking somewhere tropical.

illegally squat in the everglades, plenty of fish and game if you learn the seminole way...whitey will not last more than a few weeks in a third world shithole
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. said:illegally squat in the everglades, plenty of fish and game if you learn the seminole way...whitey will not last more than a few weeks in a third world shithole



But they're all third world shitholes. i'm just trying to find a nice one where I can be all by myself, and when my time comes, my hut can be my tomb.
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Fly to Sweden, tear up your passport and lose it in the plane, pretend your memory is gone when you land.
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subvet said:$6k with no bills would buy you 6-8 months on the Appalachian trail, including gear.

No internet or news if you don't want it but close enough to walk back to civilization in a day or less. Also plenty of unwashed hippy chick pussy.

Just sayin'.



Not a bad idea.

Maybe he could homestead in Detroit.

The $6k could buy seed, baconbeanscoffee, tent and sleeping bag, a house on a big lot, a rifle and ammunition.

I'd suggest a .22 for small game, and a Saiga 12 for larger.
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. said: Costa Rica?



20 years ago, yeah.

But legions of losers like you have ruined that place.
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opee said:I'm looking to get away from civilization. Once I am gone, I will no longer need money. I plan to take some dehydrated food (whatever feels like the right amount until I can get traps and fish nets set up) a plane ticket, a backpack with extra clothes, and I'll buy a machetti down there. After that, its just strap on my backpack and hike until i find somewhere isolated.

Have no interest in dating a girl. I just literally want to spend my time in the jungle/waters edge and get lost from the world.

What about the Yucatan? I imagine there are miles of property that no one has looked at.





This guy went to live in Alaska for 32 years by himself mostly. He started when he was in his 50's!

If I was American, I would do something like that. You will probably get raped then eaten by a Bear though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NizB0v6tjMk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NizB0v6tjMk
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. said:6000 won't take you much of anywhere on any kind of long-term or even medium-term basis. First you will need a plane ticket, plus other travel knicknacks and shit... when you get there, these places are not as cheap as you seem to think. Costa Rica is about 1/3 the cost of the US, so that might buy you, what...9 months of pretty simple living? Never mind if you get sick or lonely and start taking out a girl or even just drinking alone. Greenland is expensive because everything has to be flown or shipped there. IT's cold as fuck, too, you can't just "hang out" on the glacial surface.

Places like Southeast Asia are popular daydreamer's destinations but its no longer as cheap in those places as it once was. This is what a "falling dollar" means. Your dollar gets you less and less, you can't "live like a king" there for a few pennies and have the natives fall all over each other worshiping your cawk.

The place where your cash will go the fathest: Africa. Not nice, tourist, see-the-giraffes Africa with guides in uniforms. I'm talking miserable, funky Africa. Lagos, Kinshasa. The shittiest, most diseased and dysfunctional societies. You could give it a try. You are likely to lose all your money as well as your limbs to machette-weilding zulu fucking warriors high on Jenkim and crack. Not to mention all the grotesque swarms of aggressive insects and tropical diseases heavy like the stench of piss in the festering air.



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. said:This guy went to live in Alaska for 32 years by himself mostly. He started when he was in his 50's!

If I was American, I would do something like that. You will probably get raped then eaten by a Bear though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NizB0v6tjMk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NizB0v6tjMk



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