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  Why are Americans so faux-pious?
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. said:You have to understand there are many Americas within America.

On the one hand, you have your volvo-driving liberals, with their nice homes, good college degrees, decent yuppie jobs. From the New York Times on the doorstep each morning to the Braun eco-thermos in tastefully understated matte steel, every detail conforms to the totally unspoken lib taste matrix. Liberals of this ilk are basically kept in line by fear, and specifically a kind of status anxiety. If they cannot manifest the correct hip vibes of tolerance and gender-neutral harmony, it's worse than immoral - its bad taste. And having bad taste is the worse thing that could happen to anyone, they truly believe.

Many are quite intelligent and talented, but they are manipulated nonetheless. Sexual freedom and a total, wide-eyed willingness to be sexually "liberated" is at the core of their understanding of things. They will order and set up authentic Yoruba candle-huts made of ox-dung in the hallway upstairs so that when their daughter's amazing, wise, and righteous Nigerian boyfriend sleeps over, he can use the traditional mating beacons of his people to find his way to their daughter's bedroom, for a wonderful night of uninhibited, liberated, multiculral throat-fucking.

Then on the other hand you have cletus, who straps his daughter with a hickory rod across her febrile young ass while she shrieks in pain and recites Genesis 19:30-36 over and over for daring to raise her eyes from the dust on a sabbath and gaze with impure eyes on a member of the opposite sex.

Its a bit of a crazymaking contrast and the media has to try to accomodate the various prejudices of both Cletus and Libbie.



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. said:I'm OK with what you say, but it wasn't exactly what I was saying.

I'm not sure the 'uptight' people really are. I don't think any of them are really offended by someone flipping the bird, they just like to complain - they maybe decide other people will be offended, so they complain on their behalf.

Leaves the question, who is really offended, 'cos I suspect it's nobody.



After reading this, I concede you are correct. Your explanation feels more right. So, I will do something you almost never see on this board: I declare that you are right and I am wrong.
I dropped these:
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I just got carried away with the purple prose of it all. But yeah, you other people are actually closer to the truth.
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lots of christian americans are being told that by saying "I believe in Jesus" their ticket to heaven has been punched and that nothing they do can cause them to lose that ticket. They are saved no matter what. This is obviously morally repugnant and narcistic and rather unique to America, it feeds nicely into the elevated opinion americans have of themselves and their "destiny." Besides being guaranteed heaven, their 401Ks wil also go up and they'll have a big house and pretty wife.

On the flipside for those that don't have this stuff, the poor, the sick, etc, something must obviously be "wrong" with them since God is sending them all these sufferings, right? The original christian message (blessed are the poor, etc) has been turned upside down by bizjet owning evangelicals like TD Jakes, Benney Hinn, Joel Osteen, and so on.

In america, the richest and most comfortable culture in the world, jesus and christianity have become a product that is marketed like any other $19.99 piece of crap you see on early morning cable access. That's why you have such a twisted version of christianity in America. You don't really see this outside the US that much.
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In america, the richest and most comfortable culture in the world, jesus and christianity have become a product that is marketed like any other $19.99 piece of crap you see on early morning cable access. That's why you have such a twisted version of christianity in America. You don't really see this outside the US that much.



-Korean Christianity

-African pentecostalism
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. said:lots of christian americans are being told that by saying "I believe in Jesus" their ticket to heaven has been punched and that nothing they do can cause them to lose that ticket. They are saved no matter what. This is obviously morally repugnant and narcistic and rather unique to America, it feeds nicely into the elevated opinion americans have of themselves and their "destiny." Besides being guaranteed heaven, their 401Ks wil also go up and they'll have a big house and pretty wife.

On the flipside for those that don't have this stuff, the poor, the sick, etc, something must obviously be "wrong" with them since God is sending them all these sufferings, right? The original christian message (blessed are the poor, etc) has been turned upside down by bizjet owning evangelicals like TD Jakes, Benney Hinn, Joel Osteen, and so on.

In america, the richest and most comfortable culture in the world, jesus and christianity have become a product that is marketed like any other $19.99 piece of crap you see on early morning cable access. That's why you have such a twisted version of christianity in America. You don't really see this outside the US that much.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosperity_theology

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That move legitimizes telling someone to fuck off on international television. That is the message it is sending to everyone, including the children who haven't developed their social skill quite yet. It lowers the bar for civility for all of us, and I found it repugnant. Of course, I don't watch the gladiators, either, as I find that whole form of worship disgusting. Superbowl is the epitome of American overkill and mass over-consumption.

I'm a Conservative Republican, BTW.
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. said:Couple of years ago Russel Brand left some dumb messages on another actors answerphone. It took weeks for it to appear in the press, but as soon as it did, thousands of complaints started rolling in. Nobody cared when he actually did it, only when the papers pointed it out.



In that case, it was more an opening of the public floodgates. Brand and Ross were a pair of cunts and although I carry no torch for Sachs or his skank granddaughter it was a good opportunity to knock them off the fucking perch.
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In america, the richest and most comfortable culture in the world, jesus and christianity have become a product that is marketed like any other $19.99 piece of crap you see on early morning cable access. That's why you have such a twisted version of christianity in America. You don't really see this outside the US that much.



-Korean Christianity

-African pentecostalism

They love the Pentecostalism in Mexico and S. America as well. If they aren't Catholics they are snake handlers.
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. said:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosperity_theology

Isn't that Mormonism? I have heard Mormons feel it is their duty as Mormons to amass wealth.
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. said:They love the Pentecostalism in Mexico and S. America as well. If they aren't Catholics they are snake handlers.



Yeah, I've heard its roaring through latin America like wildfire. The Catholic Church must be concerned.

Pentecostalism is shaping up to be the wave of the future for Christianity, it seems. It has that emotive, popuar-level mysticism that the mainline churches have all lost. This has a lot of interesting implications.

It's worth reminding those who don't know that "Pentecostalism" is not the same as "Evangelism" or "Fundamentalism." Non-Christians tend to think these are all the same but they are different, doctrinally and culturally.
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. said:Isn't that Mormonism? I have heard Mormons feel it is their duty as Mormons to amass wealth.



Mormons arent Prosperity Theologians by nature but they have certainly been influenced by its earlier forms in American religious life. This idea has always had a strong place in certain forms of Christianity (although its worth noting that prosperity theology is strongly criticized by the majority of Christians. It is not considered theologically acceptable by most Fundamentalists, for example). Earlier forms in US history included the Christian Science movement. Ultimately it goes back to the old Calvinist/Puritan idea that material blessings are a sign of God's favor.
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It's worth reminding those who don't know that "Pentecostalism" is not the same as "Evangelism" or "Fundamentalism." Non-Christians tend to think these are all the same but they are different, doctrinally and culturally.



So how are they different? They all look like "batshit insane fundie" to me.
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. said:Yeah, I've heard its roaring through latin America like wildfire. The Catholic Church must be concerned.

Pentecostalism is shaping up to be the wave of the future for Christianity, it seems. It has that emotive, popuar-level mysticism that the mainline churches have all lost. This has a lot of interesting implications.

It's worth reminding those who don't know that "Pentecostalism" is not the same as "Evangelism" or "Fundamentalism." Non-Christians tend to think these are all the same but they are different, doctrinally and culturally.



It speaks to the beebuh soul so it's hardly surprising it's booming.
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. said:So how are they different? They all look like "batshit insane fundie" to me.



It's always funny to me how little otherwise-admirably-educated liberals know about Christian theology. You'd think the enemies of Christianity would educate themselves a little more about something they rail against.

To oversimplify grossly, Fundamentalism is "bible-based" Christianity, while Pentecostals put greater emphasis on "receiving the gifts of the spirit." Fundamentalists are very legalistic, anal, fussy, literal-minded. They treat the bible like a rule-book, almost like a chemistry manual that is ideally followed to the letter. What you feel or experience is less important than the simple act of obeying.

Pentecostals also will give the bible an important place but its less the central aspect of their belief system. These people seek a kind of direct mystical experience. They believe the Holy Spirit descends upon the favored among them and they go into ecstasies, "speaking in tounges," prophetic utterances, etc. This is mysticism, but iits not high mysticism...its coated in all kinds of emotive and affective dross, as opposed to the stainless detachment of a true mystic.

A dirty little secret outsiders seem oblivious to is that there is a kind of class war in extreme Protestantism. The Fundamentalists tend to be richer and more polished than the Pentecostals, who they look down on as back-country oafs. It was little remarked on at the time, but in the 2008 election this was a minor issue among Conservative Christians in the GOP - Palin represents a Pentecostal rather than Fundamentalist strain of faith, and it made the Dundamentalists, who previously had a lock on Christian political power in the US, a little nervous.
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. said:It's always funny to me how little otherwise-admirably-educated liberals know about Christian theology. You'd think the enemies of Christianity would educate themselves a little more about something they rail against.

To oversimplify grossly, Fundamentalism is "bible-based" Christianity, while Pentecostals put greater emphasis on "receiving the gifts of the spirit." Fundamentalists are very legalistic, anal, fussy, literal-minded. They treat the bible like a rule-book, almost like a chemistry manual that is ideally followed to the letter. What you feel or experience is less important than the simple act of obeying.

Pentecostals also will give the bible an important place but its less the central aspect of their belief system. These people seek a kind of direct mystical experience. They believe the Holy Spirit descends upon the favored among them and they go into ecstasies, "speaking in tounges," prophetic utterances, etc. This is mysticism, but iits not high mysticism...its coated in all kinds of emotive and affective dross, as opposed to the stainless detachment of a true mystic.

A dirty little secret outsiders seem oblivious to is that there is a kind of class war in extreme Protestantism. The Fundamentalists tend to be richer and more polished than the Pentecostals, who they look down on as back-country oafs. It was little remarked on at the time, but in the 2008 election this was a minor issue among Conservative Christians in the GOP - Palin represents a Pentecostal rather than Fundamentalist strain of faith, and it made the Dundamentalists, who previously had a lock on Christian political power in the US, a little nervous.



So, basically, it's a rehash of the Puritan vs. Quaker war. Thanks.
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. said:So, basically, it's a rehash of the Puritan vs. Quaker war. Thanks.



:lol: Good one, I never made that connection, but...yeah, sure. Same basic dichotomy. The Pentecostals are a lot rougher than the Quakers, and the Fundies are a lot less sober in actual lifestyle and conduct than the Fundies...they are like monster-versions of these quaint old theologies all souped up on steroids or something.
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. said: :lol: Good one, I never made that connection, but...yeah, sure. Same basic dichotomy. The Pentecostals are a lot rougher than the Quakers, and the Fundies are a lot less sober in actual lifestyle and conduct than the Fundies...they are like monster-versions of these quaint old theologies all souped up on steroids or something.



I think the word you are looking for is "uneducated".

Both Puritans and Quakers put a lot of emphasis on education. The Puritans liked their colleges. They pushed for their children to be educated. The Quakers were the real creators of US one-room schoolhouse. The Quakers may have bashed "vanity" educational paths, but they emphasized trades, technology and "being useful" while preaching about reason and the human mind as the ultimate gift from God.

The Pentecostals appear to be a rehash of the same anti-education, wealth worshiping, violence laden Southern US shit culture in a shiny new wrapper. No, thanks.
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. said:Isn't that Mormonism? I have heard Mormons feel it is their duty as Mormons to amass wealth.



Prosperity theology is not limited to one sect. It is taught in many different denominations.
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It's worth reminding those who don't know that "Pentecostalism" is not the same as "Evangelism" or "Fundamentalism." Non-Christians tend to think these are all the same but they are different, doctrinally and culturally.



So how are they different? They all look like "batshit insane fundie" to me.



Evangelical is a blanket term that refers to a denomination who believes in evangelizing non-believers.

Fundamentalists are Evangelicals who do not believe in speaking in tongues nor being "slain in the spirit" (those people you see passing out in church services).

Pentecostals (or Charismatics) are Evangelicals who speak in tongues, sometimes dance in church (but not outside of church), are slain in the spirit, etc.
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. said:I think the word you are looking for is "uneducated".

Both Puritans and Quakers put a lot of emphasis on education. The Puritans liked their colleges. They pushed for their children to be educated. The Quakers were the real creators of US one-room schoolhouse. The Quakers may have bashed "vanity" educational paths, but they emphasized trades, technology and "being useful" while preaching about reason and the human mind as the ultimate gift from God.

The Pentecostals appear to be a rehash of the same anti-education, wealth worshiping, violence laden Southern US shit culture in a shiny new wrapper. No, thanks.



The poster above you was over-simplifying things a bit.

The Pentecostals are not that much different than the Fundies, really. Both of them take the Bible very literally. The big schism is found in the 2nd chapter of Acts where the early apostles were "filled with the Holy Spirit" and began to speak in tongues.

As far as the Pentecostals being viewed as "backwoods oafs," that depends on the individual believer and their church. The Four Square and Assemblies of God Pentecostal churches are often huge mega-churches in the suburbs of large metropolitan areas. They are not backwoods snake handler types.
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. said:The OP is pretty gullible. I'm sure the finger thing was scripted and agreed to by NBC. It's all publicity.



Possibly, but it's all over the news, not just NBC.

It is being descibed as 'offensive'. What the hell is the matter with these people?

It's not just the US, to be honest. When someone on UK TV says anything even vaguely controversial, the newspapers immediately start their 'complaints' count.

Couple of years ago Russel Brand left some dumb messages on another actors answerphone. It took weeks for it to appear in the press, but as soon as it did, thousands of complaints started rolling in. Nobody cared when he actually did it, only when the papers pointed it out.

Jeremy Clarkson is asked to apologise for almost everything he says nowadays.



Timberlake ripped the tit covering off a plastic chimp...same shit...same fake scandal. It's desperation is what it is..
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. said:The poster above you was over-simplifying things a bit.

The Pentecostals are not that much different than the Fundies, really. Both of them take the Bible very literally. The big schism is found in the 2nd chapter of Acts where the early apostles were "filled with the Holy Spirit" and began to speak in tongues.

As far as the Pentecostals being viewed as "backwoods oafs," that depends on the individual believer and their church. The Four Square and Assemblies of God Pentecostal churches are often huge mega-churches in the suburbs of large metropolitan areas. They are not backwoods snake handler types.



They all sound insane.

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