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She was thin but had ugly short-cropped hair and a face like one of those old photos of leathery great-depression okie refugees.

When I told my friend I fucked her he said: "Dude, you fucked Whistler's Mother."

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Um...this is a tough one.

Most fat chicks I ever did were sort of pretty.

One mostly slender but not knockout bod chick was kind of ugly. Dark hair with some frizz, squinty eyes, triangular nose, and her poon bled. Her ass looked bigger the next morning - imagine that.

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Your mother.

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Ever notice that fat girls make the biggest wet spots?

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Don't give up your day job.



I forgot, you don't have one.

You sound angry.

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Thanks to alcohol, I have never boned an ugly chick. Woke up with a few though.

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Don't give up your day job.



I forgot, you don't have one.

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You sound angry.

You sound like you are at mommies computer when you're supposed to be in bed.

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People who knock fattybanging are just uninformed and inexperienced.

except the chicks are really fucking fat.

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You sound like you are at mommies computer when you're supposed to be in bed.

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Woke up in a strange bed with the big hairy arm across my chest, scared the hell out of me. Turned out I boned a 160-170 pound Mexican girl with spider arms and a but of a mustache. Yes, she was she, I checked before I bailed. Not my proudest moment.

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Woke up in a strange bed with the big hairy arm across my chest, scared the hell out of me. Turned out I boned a 160-170 pound Mexican girl with spider arms and a but of a mustache. Yes, she was she, I checked before I bailed. Not my proudest moment.

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Look son, we all fucked your mother back in the day. Friday night, the party was in her mouth, everybody came.

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Woke up in a strange bed with the big hairy arm across my chest, scared the hell out of me. Turned out I boned a 160-170 pound Mexican girl with spider arms and a but of a mustache. Yes, she was she, I checked before I bailed. Not my proudest moment.

Viva la horny gringo!

Nice one.

Bareback?

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Yea, I had never been that drunk before or since. The head of my dick look raw as hell, but I think that was because she had a heck of a bush on her pussy.

That was 20 years ago and I still thank god my dick didn't fall off and that I never heard from her.

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Yea, I had never been that drunk before or since. The head of my dick look raw as hell, but I think that was because she had a heck of a bush on her pussy.

That was 20 years ago and I still thank god my dick didn't fall off and that I never heard from her.

Maybe you have a little 20 year old pepito running around wondering who Papa is.

Cholo!

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I think you just won the thread. Nobody can top that.

I can