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. said:

I forgot two more I came up with:
After the first time, she promised never again. She promised, and I believed her. But sin never dies. Sin never dies. At first, it was all right. We lived sinlessly. We slept in the same bed, but we never did it. And then, that night, I saw her looking down at me that way. I got down on my knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on her breath. Then she took me. She took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on her breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of her hands all over me.. And most of the variants of this


Now go make me a cup of hot chochcolate and use the English bone chip cup and if its not hot enough I'll knock it on the floor.

Ask me really really nice and I'll tell you the original famous moniker I used for most of these.

Sure they are. The Carries mom qoute was 2004. Uncle Simon qoute 2004.

none of these are FC memes. Not even close.

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I invented == OWNED

Yuo sir, are a god

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none of these are FC memes. Not even close. [/quote
You're a yearling to thes boards

ben said:

On FC - I invented ' the juice of the TAiwaNEse ' during an argument with Chris, aka Joe Wang

On FF - As C3PO I invented the ' GAY ' reply so much that on early F2 das but created the icon for me that you all use.

As ken/ben.....well the broken keyboard style plus LMFuckingAO!

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you should post more as c3po, that always cracks me up.

GAY reply.

ben said:

On FC - I invented ' the juice of the TAiwaNEse ' during an argument with Chris, aka Joe Wang

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Really? That was great!

I was trolling him saying I was an interested businessman from Shanghai and wanted to meet up. I was writing in Chinese that I copied from a travel site.
He angrily replied ' YOU ARE NOT FROM SHANGHAI BECAUSE I SPEAK CHINESE! ! "
So I asked him in Chinese if Taiwan people drink orange juice for breakfast and he said " I don't really understand what you wrote, are you asking if the Thais drink juice? "
I said I think you're the one who doesn't speak Chinese since you seem full of manjuice, faggot.
Then he flew into a rage.

C3PO said:

I was trolling him saying I was an interested businessman from Shanghai and wanted to meet up. I was writing in Chinese that I copied from a travel site.
He angrily replied ' YOU ARE NOT FROM SHANGHAI BECAUSE I SPEAK CHINESE! ! "
So I asked him in Chinese if Taiwan people drink orange juice for breakfast and he said " I don't really understand what you wrote, are you asking if the Thais drink juice? "
I said I think you're the one who doesn't speak Chinese since you seem full of manjuice, faggot.
Then he flew into a rage.

You're an angry, mean asshole!

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You're an angry, mean asshole!

Yes but having Chris aka Joe Wang go flying off the handle was comedy gold.

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I forgot two more I came up with:
After the first time, she promised never again. She promised, and I believed her. But sin never dies. Sin never dies. At first, it was all right. We lived sinlessly. We slept in the same bed, but we never did it. And then, that night, I saw her looking down at me that way. I got down on my knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on her breath. Then she took me. She took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on her breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of her hands all over me.. And most of the variants of this


Now go make me a cup of hot chochcolate and use the English bone chip cup and if its not hot enough I'll knock it on the floor.

Ask me really really nice and I'll tell you the original famous moniker I used for most of these.

Mascara said:

Skylab?