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5/17/2012 7:37 am

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Original_Lonley_Guy said:Tl;dr

Can someone please summarize how Sean is rationalizing away the fact that he is paying for her room, board and drugs while she sucks off old guys and then comes home and kisses him?

Did he say "old man salty loads aren't so bad"? :rofl:



She gives me all her ducats.
5/17/2012 5:28 am

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marcia said:I'm seriously worried about you, girlfriend. Did you forget I met this creep once when he came and scored from jack? What a putz. Trying to be all street and shit with his squeaky voice and jittery vibes, even tole jack about his MBA, holy shit what a scream we had about that when he left.
Listen gf, be careful, he's slimy, more of a snake than a lizard gnomsayin? don't be giving him any $$!! later, marcia



:potd:
5/17/2012 5:18 am

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. said:It's funny how you try to deny the obvious. Like when magbas found your Linked In profile and posted it here, then you suddenly appear and say that you don't post here anymore and only check in occasionally, blah blah blah.



What does my linked in account have to do with anything?

No, I have not posted with alternate monikers.

Durrr.
5/17/2012 5:07 am

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. said:Here we see Sean talk to himself using different monikers. Deep down he knows how fucked this situation is, anyone would. he refuses to let his forebrain accept it though because this is likely the hottest piece of ass he's ever had in his life, and definitely ever will again.

So he talks to himself using another moniker, telling himself he's playing devil's advocate to get the thread going. It's actually his true thoughts on the matter surfacing. Wonder who will be convinced in this exchange? the forebrain or the hindbrain?

:potd: <--- I never give myself these, but for once I will.



No, I have not talked to myself using different monikers.
5/17/2012 5:05 am

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the_cougar_hunter said:Because she's a stripper and probably will cheat when given the chance . Not to mention she's probably not introduce to ma and pa material either.

Are you guys living together?



Yes, living together, and yes she has already met parents.

As for cheating I don't see it. If she did and were caught, she'd be dumped immediately.
5/17/2012 4:53 am

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the_cougar_hunter said:This is too much. there's no future with this broad. Move on.



Why do you say that?
5/17/2012 4:36 am

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not.a.reg.honest said:Still buying her methadone?



No.
5/17/2012 4:36 am

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EbayboiThe said:Sounds like fun bro. Enjoy it man. The gps is a smart idea.
Though..


Lots old white men looking for anI expensive friend.



Thanks.

5/17/2012 4:34 am

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sh said:Come on man, we know you like a drink.



Not anymore. Try to avoid alcohol.
5/17/2012 4:31 am

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. said:Sean is turning into moviewhore, aka Jambes. MW used to create threads and reply to almost anyone for hours on end. He doesn't really do that anymore. Sean is starting to do it, he'll let this board consume his worthless life and end up replacing MW as the biggest loser here.
Keep it up garagboi.



I am taking a break from studying social media metrics.
5/17/2012 4:30 am

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not.a.reg.honest said:You laying off the meth? I bet you've noticed you last about five hours in bed on the stuff, right?

But vomiting and the shakes suck balls. I watch the woman drink that shit every day and just ignore it...you should too.



Never tried hard drugs and never will. I've only tried pot n booze, and I dislike both.
5/17/2012 4:30 am

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. said:It's a weird form of midlife crisis, is what it is. The dude doesn't have enough cash for a sportscar, so he does this instead. And regardless of whether he's making it up or actually doing it, its sad as all get out.



I happened to meet her at a bookstore. She has flaws but she is beautiful and very loyal.

It's not like I was looking for a stripper. I just happened to meet one by chance.

I enjoy her company, we are good friends, plus she is quickly getting her shit together. Finally busting ass. Good for her.
5/17/2012 4:29 am

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. said:Agree. Although I did once date a stripper, however I was in my mid twenties. No way I would date a stripper seriously if I was pushing 40. And I definitely wouldn't be proud of it.

But if Sean is having fun, good for him. But this won't end well.



The thing is that I don't do strip clubs. I have never had a lap dance. Not my thing. I met her at bookstore. She was looking at videogame guides. We had small chat and then exchanged numbers. She called me a month later.

5/17/2012 4:28 am

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whistlebritches said:How old are you? Do you realize I'm probably over ten years younger than you, and I've gotten this kind of shit out of my system...and I'm not even 30?

Ass is ass but, at this point in your life...your priorities are fucked up beyond repair. IMO.



We all have different paths in life. If some old fart wants to take my GF out to dinner and have conversation and pay her hundreds of dollars, I have no problem with that.

5/17/2012 4:26 am

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EbayboiThe said: :hammertime:
The trevs are hating furiously tonight.

Some of the smartest chicks are strippers.



Many of them are very smart. My GF likes to play videogames like Skyrim and Fallout 3. She has a 21 year old friend that wants to come over and play bioshock.

Maybe after a few drinks I can get both of them naked in the shower.
5/17/2012 4:25 am

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whistlebritches said:Moviewhore used to refer to his son as "Boy". It was fucking weird. And creepy. But as a whole, just fucked up.

Same goes for you.



Not going to happen. If I refer to her as GF, it is not as effective. Dancer GF, much more effective.

In person I call her *****.
5/17/2012 4:24 am

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. said:How drunk are you right now?



Not one drop in my system.

5/17/2012 4:23 am

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. said:You realize that "waiting oursidein the parkinglot" while a girl goes off with some dude is pimping, don't you?



There is no sex. I know precisely where she is and I track her via GPS. That is for her safety, as you never know if someone might spike her drink or something.

This shit doesn't happen often. She won't hang out with anyone under 50. They have to be much older.
5/17/2012 4:21 am

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a.female said:Why do you keep calling her "dancer GF"? Its kind of creepy. How about just "GF" ?



Because it's funny. She doesn't like to be referred to as a stripper, so in real life I just started calling her a dancer.

Dancer GF is just a funny term, sort of like how I referred to my ex girlfriend as "Cougar".

5/17/2012 4:20 am

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. said:Why don't I believe ANY of this shit? :lmao:



Well, believe what you want to believe.
5/17/2012 4:16 am

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. said: :lol: Holy shit, Sean is a pimp! News for Sean: there WAS sex.



No, there wasn't. She really does get paid to hang out and have conversation with old farts who have more money than common sense.

Doesn't happen often, though. She is picky and I have veto power. Meaning if I don't want it to happen, it doesn't.

A lot of guys just want to be seen with a pretty young looking woman. One guy took her out shopping and bought her like a grand worth of shit.

We then returned most of it.

:lol:
5/17/2012 4:13 am

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sh said:Got news for you...



No, no sex. If she so much as touches her she leaves. Truth.
5/17/2012 4:13 am

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whistlebritches said:Your bragging is boring. I've done some crazy shit in my life...and I've dated some fucked up women in my life.

Never would I date a stripper.



Not bragging.

Figured it was an opportunity as some dudes have more money than sense.
5/17/2012 4:11 am

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sh said:It's an LTS so when it's stable will probably stick it on my netbook. Dunno though, I've got this version tweaked just how I like it, with all my favourite tools. Might just leave it. Especially as every new release wants slightly faster hardware etc. and this is just a netbook.



Yeah. Didn't have many problems. Installed linux mint instead (laptop). Have ubuntu 12.04 on the desktop.

I really don't like unity.
5/17/2012 4:07 am

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For $500. Dropped her off at the steakhouse. She spends two hours with him and tries not to fall asleep.

I pick her up in a couple of hours.

I score $500.

No, there is no sex.

:rockon:

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