Posts by Fellate-O-Fish

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It's polite to give the suckers at least a few hours of happiness before they see their life savings flushed down the shitter.

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Full 10?? This is a complete fucking ripoff of a Rex I did a couple years ago about Suzanne.

Complete bullshit. OP is a fucking plagiarist.

It't not war and peace. Totally believable that two tards could have independently thought it up.

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'For personal reasons, he generally does not actively browse the web from his computer; rather, he uses wget and reads the fetched pages from his e-mail mailbox'

Probably the same personal reasons that cause him to pick his toes and eat it.

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Easy to control borders. Doesn't cost much in upkeep.

But Jews supposedly control the world, right? So what problem would they have controlling the borders of a much larger country? Seems to me you're implying that Jews actually DON'T control everything.

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I think she's effing hilarious. Racial comedy is the only kind of comedy that makes me laugh.

Russell Peters is much funnier, but your average doublewide sepp would probably prefer "Achmed the Dead Terrorist".

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MILF? she appears to be 22.

Those immunization scars do not appear on younger women. I don't know when they stopped.

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Name? I want to Google her and whack off while.the.girlfriend is.at class

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The guy is a swine and needs to be scared of..

This fred is funny because..

I have an old girlfriend I've talked to briefly on and off for the 5 years since we stopped seeing each other. We stopped seeing each other because she ended up getting serious with a good boyfriend (and breaking up wiff a bad one). This upcoming weekend we are planning on meeting again. We talked about fucking a couple months ago but didn't do it. We probably won't do anything this weekend except hang out.

I'm telling my wife I'm meeting her. She's not telling her boyfriend as far as I know. I don't ask. Her relationship is her fucking problem, not mine.

If he found out and sent my wife emails, she'd just give them to me. I don't work at a company so there's nobody to contact and I don't have facebook. None of that shit would help anything anyway.

If you boyfriend/girlfriend is hiding shit from you, that is their issue not anyone else's. If it wasn't this guy, it would be some other guy. Other guys have no responsibility to you and if the chick you are with runs around and bangs then, that is not their problem.

You just want to stick the problem on someone else because you don't want to deal with the issue you really have and that is the person you are with is lying to you and screwing around on you. It's easier to focus on other things than the real problem.

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I went to the beach in Tel Aviv with a former Israeli client of mine (by this I mean, she used to work for a client of mine but left).

D-cup titties with pokies, flat abs, perfect ass.

I'm not a fan of the Jews, but I would have planted my tree in that section of Israel.

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Shiny New Kid said:

Things like this make me feel good. No matter how I may feel about myself, I'm a million times better than some loser who buys a chair to jerk off over.

I would rather jerk over a hot white girls chair than fuck an ugly Thai cunt for free.

Thai women are horrible. I have a friend who is a Bangkok Hustla, routinely brokers deals all over the world and has a ton of cash and friends in high places.

He tells us about how he met his wife, who is a celebrity in Thailand and went all out to woo her. I expect to see a hottie and she is considered hot in Thailand but honestly, I wouldn't fuck her with yours.

We have wall to wall Thais in my prefecture, they are all foogly.

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thats not america

yes it is...thats right in front of the cnn bldg in atlanta

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I prefer the Remington 870 but they are very similar I guess.
http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/324/imagecgifile554430.jpg
That's a Remington double barrel "stage coach" shotgun as well.

But I normally have my Yugo AK(the one on the middle but kept without scope)) handy with a couple of loaded mags.
http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/7928/img2509medium.jpg

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Fellate-O-Fish said:

Larry's partner is a female, dipshit.

A female who is HIV+ is an incredible slut or a junkie.

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Sorry, Larry, you are NOT greater than AIDS.

When you are dead, you will be COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN within years, maybe months. Your HIV-positive partner will go right back to the bathhouse to find a replacement-Larry.

Meanwhile, AIDS will be remembered, and feared. Long after you have lost your battle against AIDS, AIDS will be continuing to snuff out the lives of demented faggots who cannot recognize the difference between "loving" a partner and "sexing" a partner.

AIDS is FAR greater than you, Larry, will EVER BE!